I just found these at the back of my journal:
Richard: (having just banged his head on a light fitting) "I'm a bit light headed!"
Alice: "I'm a bit scared of these potatoes..."
Gaynor: (after it had been pointed out that Laura is rather skinny) "I'd like to be a stick with feet.)
Milos: "You can change one pair of underpants 3 times - the right way, inside out, and with your friend."